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		<title>Is There Hope for a Directionally Challenged Realtor?</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Wendy Rulnick]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Nov 2011 20:40:54 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>They laugh at me.  They shake their heads.  “Don’t ask Wendy for directions!”, they say. Why?  I am...</p>
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<p><strong>They laugh at me.  </strong>They shake their heads.  <strong>“Don’t ask Wendy for directions!”,</strong> they say. Why?  I am “directionally” challenged.  It happened again just this morning.  I had a meeting with a fellow Realtor and an attorney. The attorney’s office is located about a quarter mile from my Destin real estate office and near my house. I had no idea where it was.  I emailed the Realtor three times for directions.  <strong>“Is it on the south side of the road? Is there a sign on the building? What is near it?”  </strong>She told me the attorney’s office was in a former real estate company building. I never knew that had been there, either.</p>
<p>When someone asks me for directions, I tell them, <strong>“It’s just down the road about….. miles</strong>.<strong>”</strong> To me, that’s where it is.  That’s where everything is! Do I drive buyers around? No. I prefer listings.  Could the reason be that I <strong>panic</strong> when someone gets in my car because I don’t know where I am going?  Even with GPS?  Somehow, though, I always make it to a listing appointment on the dot.  I don’t know how.  And entering directions in the MLS?  I don’t. I let someone else on my team do it.  That’s because I’ve had a few agents tell me my directions are wrong.  Even if I use a map as a guide.</p>
<p><strong>My parents knew something was amiss when I was a child.</strong> I tested high in all categories – except – you guessed it! Geography!</p>
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		<title>Can I Put That Destin Condo on Layaway?</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Wendy Rulnick]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 17:01:31 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>I have been negotiating a short sale offer for a Destin Florida condo for about a week.  Today I...</p>
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<p>I have been negotiating a <strong>short sale </strong>offer for a <strong>Destin Florida condo</strong> for about a week.  Today I received the following email from the buyer&#8217;s agent:</p>
<p><strong><em>&#8220;Here is my buyer’s final offer for the condo. </em></strong> <strong><em>Purchase Price &#8211; $150,000 </em></strong></p>
<p> <strong><em>$50,000 at closing, $50,000 in 12 months and the other $50,000 in 24 months. </em></strong></p>
<p> <strong><em>Seller to pay all closing costs  </em></strong></p>
<p> <strong><em>Seller to pay 6 months of condo dues </em></strong></p>
<p><em><strong>He would like an answer by 2pm on Monday.&#8221;</strong><br />
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Enough said.</p>
<p>  Wendy Rulnick, Broker, CRP, CRS, GRI, ABR     Rulnick Realty, Inc.</p>
<p> <a href="http://www.rulnickrealty.com/">Destin FL Real Estate</a></p>
<p><a title="Short Sale Help" href="http://www.shortsales-emeraldcoast.com/" target="_blank" rel="noopener">Destin Short Sales &amp; Pre Foreclosure Help.</a> </p>
<p>Read <a href="http://www.destinrealestate-sells.com/">Wendy&#8217;s Destin Real Estate Blog</a> </p>
<p><strong>Call toll-free 1-877-ITS-WNDY (1-877-487-9639) or local 850-650-7883 ext 204</strong> <strong>Email Wendy:</strong> <a href="mailto:itswendy@rulnickrealty.com">itswendy@rulnickrealty.com</a></p>
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